It has now been a few days, I have been able to unclench, and can write this report. Wesweswes will fill in more of the bits about the routes. Since I was in crisis mode the entire time, none of the photos are mine.
Alright. We arrived Thu afternoon, and had a half day to do a thing. It was warm, so we picked a shaded route: Our Father. I don't even remember this one anymore. It was 5.10c/d, which was alarming. There were cracks.

One section was too much for my poor crack technique, so I laybacked it. Worked ok, but as expected, it burned me out, and I needed to take a few breaks to finish.
We rappelled from the top, and hiked out around sunset. Wesweswes crushed the hard climbing, but stepped on an unstable rock on the walk back, and hurt his leg. We planned to do something with a long walk-off on the next day, but pushed that back a day to let him recover.
On Fri morning we went to check out the Wholesome Fullback. 5.10b; reasonable. It was still hot, however, and this was in the sun, and people were already on this route, so we went next door to the Beta Blocker Corner. Obscure and 5.10d. But shaded!
We approached by climbing... something. At some point there was a very alarming, exposed traverse

The rappel station was on a small ledge between two such exposed traverses, so we left our pack there. After the traverse is a really cool narrow canyon with water in it. The walls are smooth, and you avoid getting wet sorta by "chimney-ing" sideways. We both made it. Eventually you climb up over a roof and up a corner

I think there was even more going on; wesweswes, fill in the details! We got to the top, rappelled down to the water feature, and had to figure out a canyoneer anchor to get down. Keeping the rope out of the water was impossible, so it got a bit wet. Then to get out, we had to climb the traverse back to our packs. Nobody fell, and everyone survived. This route was great! This took all day, and we felt real tired, but decided to take on one more challenge to finish the day: try to beat the house at the local all-you-can-eat sushi place. We did well
The next day, wesweswes's leg was feeling better, and this would be a good day to do a more chill climbing route, with a long hike down from the top. The morning was full of promise

We headed to the Celtic Cracks. 5.10a/b; great. The approach would be several pitches of something easy. We talked about simul-climbing it, but when we got there, it seemed easy. This would be a long day, so we just soloed it, in the interest of time. There were some cool big cracks

Then it got a bit alarming


It stayed alarming, and we finally roped up for the last little bit of the approach. Got to the bottom of the actual route. Finally!

We climbed up the first few pitches, to realize that this wasn't Celtic Cracks. We were instead ascending the appropriately-named Worried Wives' Club. Long, obscure and 5.10+! The crux looks like this:

That crack narrows to almost nothing, and you can't finger-jam it anymore. Somehow wesweswes led it without falling! It took me several tries, bit by bit. Above that is lots of cool chimneys. There was an impossible-looking roof that could be chimneyed
around (I'm not sure if this photo is it)

This route clearly sees very little traffic: lots of brush and dirt on the holds. This was all taking a very long time, and daylight became a concern. Towards the end, we started running out of rope, and simul-climbed the reasonable sections. Eventually it became clear that nobody takes this route to the tippy-top, but since we planned to hike down, that's what we did. Wesweswes led a very alarming-looking last pitch, and we were on top!

We had 20-30min of daylight left, and were very relieved to no longer be on 5th-class terrain. There was a problem, however: since we didn't climb the intended route, we took longer, and were further away from the descent route. And at this point I found out that the descent route isn't something that anybody regularly does, and we only had a not-very-clear trip report about it. We looked at the maps, and hiked over to Indecision Peak, where the trip report people went


Here was a ridge that apparently doesn't go very far, set in a mazy sea of cliffs

The topo wasn't nearly high-res enough to distinguish all the various dry-falls and cliffs and buttresses. It was now dark, and I thought we should walk the easier terrain to the other side of the mountains to some mapped trails and out to relative civilization to hitch a ride. Wesweswes was determined to decipher the trip report, however. We dropped down a very brushy gully, descended for a bit, and eventually started seeing cairns.

The cairns would come and go, but usually you couldn't go the wrong way for too long since the route would immedially cliff out. After 3.5 hours of poking around and backtracking and traversing we finally somehow emerged back to the road. At the car was a jug of water, and it never tasted so good!
We were out for 14 hours, and felt completely destroyed. It was late, but the desert road back to the campsite was full of police for some reason. Apparently this was happening. We returned to camp, ravenously cooked some food and drank some beer, and went to bed. What an adventure!
