Hiking Humor

Discuss anything. Possibly NSFW.
Post Reply
User avatar
outwhere
Posts: 323
Joined: Sun Jan 25, 2009 5:40 pm

Post by outwhere »

Not sure what this Summit Post thing is - but I get the sense Taco might need a laugh, others welcome to laugh too:


Image

Image

Image

Image

Image
User avatar
Taco
Snownado survivor
Posts: 6036
Joined: Thu Sep 27, 2007 4:35 pm

Post by Taco »

Thanks, outwhere. :)
User avatar
PackerGreg
Posts: 623
Joined: Sat Sep 12, 2009 9:31 pm

Post by PackerGreg »

Hiking Money

A father came home from a long business trip to find his young son riding a brand new bike.

"Where did you get the money for that?" he asked. "It must have cost over 300 dollars!"

"I earned it hiking," replied the boy.

"Hiking??? Come on son, tell your Dad the truth. Nobody can make that sort of money hiking. Where did you Really get the cash from?"

"It's like I say, Dad. Every night when you were gone, Mr. Johnson from the bank would come over to see Mom. He'd give me a 20 dollar bill and tell me to take a hike"
User avatar
PackerGreg
Posts: 623
Joined: Sat Sep 12, 2009 9:31 pm

Post by PackerGreg »

One day a blond is hiking in the woods. She follows the trail until she comes upon a river. As she is thinking how she can get across the river; another blond appears on the opposite side.

The blond yells to the other blond "How do I get to the other side?"

The other blond looks up and then down the river and yells back: "You are on the other side!"
User avatar
Hikin_Jim
Posts: 4686
Joined: Thu Sep 27, 2007 9:04 pm

Post by Hikin_Jim »

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?", Holmes asked,
Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Why, what does it tell YOU?"
Holmes was silent for a moment, then spoke. "No, Watson, you're missing the whole point. Someone has stolen our tent!"
User avatar
Hikin_Jim
Posts: 4686
Joined: Thu Sep 27, 2007 9:04 pm

Post by Hikin_Jim »

A loaded mini van pulled in to the only remaining campsite.
Four children leaped from the vehicle and began feverishly unloading gear and setting up the tent. The boys rushed to gather firewood, while the girls and their Mother set up the camp stove and cooking utensils.
A nearby camper marveled at the youngsters. He then told the Father, "That, sir, is some display of teamwork."
The father replied, "I have a system; no one goes to the bathroom until the camp is set up."
User avatar
Hikin_Jim
Posts: 4686
Joined: Thu Sep 27, 2007 9:04 pm

Post by Hikin_Jim »

How to Build a Campfire

1. Split dead limb into fragments and shave one fragment into slivers.
2. Bandage left thumb.
3. Chop other fragments into smaller fragments.
4. Bandage left foot.
5. Make structure of slivers (include those embedded in hand.)
6. Light Match
7. Light Match
8. Repeat "a Scout is cheerful" and light match.
9. Apply match to slivers, add wood fragments, and blow gently into base of fire.
10. Apply burn ointment to nose.
11. When fire is burning, collect more wood.
12. Upon discovering that fire has gone out while out searching for
more wood, soak wood from can labeled "kerosene."
13. Treat face and arms for second-degree burns.
14. Re-label can to read "gasoline."
User avatar
Hikin_Jim
Posts: 4686
Joined: Thu Sep 27, 2007 9:04 pm

Post by Hikin_Jim »

Taco, on a typical trip to Icehouse Canyon:

Image
User avatar
Hikin_Jim
Posts: 4686
Joined: Thu Sep 27, 2007 9:04 pm

Post by Hikin_Jim »

Image
User avatar
PackerGreg
Posts: 623
Joined: Sat Sep 12, 2009 9:31 pm

Post by PackerGreg »

We'll make that guy smile yet!...

Image
User avatar
Hikin_Jim
Posts: 4686
Joined: Thu Sep 27, 2007 9:04 pm

Post by Hikin_Jim »

Darn good thing they posted this sign:
Image
User avatar
Hikin_Jim
Posts: 4686
Joined: Thu Sep 27, 2007 9:04 pm

Post by Hikin_Jim »

Oh, yeah, definitely watch out for that one.
Image
User avatar
Taco
Snownado survivor
Posts: 6036
Joined: Thu Sep 27, 2007 4:35 pm

Post by Taco »

Hikin_Jim wrote:Darn good thing they posted this sign:
Image
Holy shit, they had to tell you?! What the hell?

Nice shirt. Tacos = gas = propulsion.
User avatar
Hikin_Jim
Posts: 4686
Joined: Thu Sep 27, 2007 9:04 pm

Post by Hikin_Jim »

I'm putting a copy of this on your next route;
Image

HJ
User avatar
Taco
Snownado survivor
Posts: 6036
Joined: Thu Sep 27, 2007 4:35 pm

Post by Taco »

Good idea.
User avatar
edenooch
Posts: 504
Joined: Fri Jul 03, 2009 7:42 pm

Post by edenooch »

Image
User avatar
Taco
Snownado survivor
Posts: 6036
Joined: Thu Sep 27, 2007 4:35 pm

Post by Taco »

HE'S ALIVE!
Post Reply