Pirate Intelligence

[Sean]

Are you too busy to read long trip reports on the Eispiraten forum? Good news! With the new Pirate Intelligence feature you're only one click away from a short summary of any trip report. Simply click on the pirate logo at the top of the page! Our Pirate AI will read the entire trip report for you and then provide a brief report of the report. Try it out and let us know what you think! Merry Christmas!

[HikeUp]

I can't read (or write). Instead, can it draw little pictographs that summarize the TR? Also, have it pour me a glass of Pinot Noir.

[Sean]

I can't read (or write). Instead, can it draw little pictographs that summarize the TR? Also, have it pour me a glass of Pinot Noir.

The pictograph version is not available yet. But if you highlight the summary, right click, left click, press up, down, up, down, and hit alt-enter, then you will access the text-to-speech feature.

[HikeUp]

blah blah blah...where's my wine, bitch?

[Sean]

You sound like you need six more glasses of wine...

[Girl Hiker]

I do not see the pirate logo at the top of the page on any of the trip reports.

[Girl Hiker]

Ha ha ha!!!

[Taco]

illegal. reported.