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I won't quit
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2024 11:04 am
by Sean
Dear Pirates,
Despite all the speculation in the press and elsewhere, I am firmly committed to staying on this forum, to running this forum to the end, and to beating Donald Trump.
I have had extensive conversations with Bigfoot. I am not blind to his good faith fears and worries about my mental incompetence. Believe me, I know better than anyone.
That's it. I just know better than anyone.
Hold on, someone's whispering in my ear...
Oh yeah, I know better than anyone the responsibility of ... of ... the responsibility of ...
uh ... com-- ... contep-- ... copemten...
oh, nevermind.
Re: I won't quit
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2024 7:07 pm
by HikeUp
If ol' squatch is your running mate, I might vote for you at the convention. What's your platform? How many planks?
Re: I won't quit
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2024 8:07 pm
by Sean
I have the goodest platform. There are three planks. One, people can only work on TRs between 10am and 4pm. Two, I don't have dementia. And four, free Sasquatch hugs for the kiddies!
Re: I won't quit
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2024 10:29 pm
by HikeUp
Goodest is probably going to be okayest for me...est. Will there be tamales?
Re: I won't quit
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2024 6:48 am
by Sean
Listen, Jack, I'm busy running the world but if the tamales don't like me they can challenge me at the convention.
Re: I won't quit
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2024 10:13 pm
by HikeUp
Jack insists you apologize to the tamales and order 2 soft tacos con carne-al-squatch.
Senile ol' man.
Re: I won't quit
Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2024 9:15 am
by Sean
Apologize? Hell no! If we were in high school I'd take those tamales behind the gym and beat the hell out of them. Then I'd peel off their leafy wrappings and gobble them up like a starving ...
like a starving ... uh ... you know!
Re: I won't quit
Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2024 12:56 pm
by HikeUp
Isn't it past your bed time, big boy?
Re: I won't quit
Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2024 4:09 pm
by Sean
Zzzzzzzzz
Re: I won't quit
Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2024 8:37 pm
by HikeUp
How's it looking? Only 2 months till we decide your fate.
Re: I won't quit
Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2024 8:57 am
by Sean
After conferring with various woodland creatures, I have decided to quit after all. I know I said I would never quit, but I'm a foolish old man who's losing his mind, so you're a fool to believe anything I say.
With that said, I fully endorse Bigfoot's daughter, Cackala, in the upcoming election. She was the best decision I ever made as your leader, even though I decided her before I became your leader.
- Cackala enjoys long walks and cackling in the wild.
Now I want to address one final matter. Some people might speculate that I'm quitting because I'm mentally incompetent to be your leader. But this is not the case. I'm merely incompetent to be a candidate in the election for your next leader. I'm fully competent, however, to spend my remaining time as your current leader vacationing in the mountains.