EISPIRATEN

It's true. I stole classified photographs of Taco, Dima and HikeUp, and I placed them in cardboard boxes marked "Sean's personal stuff," next to an old shovel in my locked garage. Tapatalk authorities have been informed of this innocent oversight. They will take possession of the pictures and put them in a safe place. As a reminder, please understand that I take classified documents very seriously.

Burp!

If such pictures exist, then I do not recall anything. I'll deny that it is me. It is, in fact, not me.

HikeUp wrote: ↑If such pictures exist, then I do not recall anything. I'll deny that it is me. It is, in fact, not me.

This isn't you?

That photo is clearly marked CLASSIFIED. I suggest we appoint a special piss-ocutor.

I don't mean to take the wind outta yer shovels but I already uploaded those images on OnlyFans.

Taco wrote: ↑I don't mean to take the wind outta yer shovels but I already uploaded those images on OnlyFans.

I'm a big fan of your Taco Gimp section.

Deeply classified