EISPIRATEN

...with my buddy and I need folks to ask questions. Ask anything, mountain related or otherwise. I'll answer your questions or insults.

Topics:
-Mountaineering
-Climbing
-People who drive like crap in the mountains
-Prius drivers
-Bowel movements

...and the like.

So ask away!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?

What is your take on eating wild plants? Ever got sick? Any funny bowl movements?

moppychris wrote: ↑What is your take on eating wild plants? Ever got sick? Any funny bowl movements?

I only have bowl movements in an earthquake.

HJ

In a pinch, can this plant be used for toilet paper?

Very good... noted...

1) What is the best horror movie ever made?

2) What is 2+2xi^2?

3) What is the best beer in the world?

How come Fallen Springs is listed on the topo but has less water than the no name spring just up the road, on Highway 39?

Who came up with these names anyway? Can we just rename them?
Such as Crystal Lake to Not So Crystal Anymore Lake.

Whats the fastest speed on Hwy39 achieved that didnt end off the road?

Where are those indian rock art panels located?

Why does Asuza Ave have so many ill-timed lights that practically guarantee a redlight every block? Especially Foothill Blvd.

What is the hottest outdoor temperature non-creekside San Gabriel hike you have been on?

I dont like MtBaldyRoad.

^yes that is a question.

Why are people along Lytle Creek so crazy?

What is the best San Gabriel mountaineering day route?

When is your next Fish Fork descent planned for?

Explain the philosophy/psycology behind "N+1".

Where "N" is something you want.

Example: You buy a standard ice axe ("N"). However, after a few romps in the San Gabriel Mtns you decide you also need an axe with a shorter shaft for steeper slopes ("N+1", which becomes the new "N"). Then you decide you need an ice tool for the really vertical stuff ("N+1" again). This progresses on and on until you die or have bought every type and size of ice axe and ice tool available.

Can also be applied to cars, bicycles, boots, sleeping bags, stoves :shock:, tents, sunglasses, etc.

(uh, spare us the podcasts on bowel movements, please!)

If you were on a search & rescue team that was called to an incident with a driver off the side of Glendora Mountain Road, and, upon rappelling to the victim, you also found the tricked-out Subaru WRX STi that he was driving, which would you save first?

sketchiest anchors ever used

coldest/hottest trip/location/time of year

describe your first fist fight

oil, water, pastel or acrylic painting

what is jumanji

using a razor, can you shave your beard without using any water

how do you beat a traffic citation

have you ever cried on a climb/hike

have you ever successfully evaded police?

when is your next fishfork adventure planned

freezing water with electricity... do the experiment

if there was a tug of war between steve and fern, who would win?

stu cranston... thoughts?

unplanned bivies?

Excellent Zach, I'll do those on the next episode!

My question would be if this new product would be good for someone who wants to get stronger for rock climbing?

I have seven already.

Taco wrote: ↑I have seven already.

Seven? You must have ordered the first before the special offer for two. So how do you decide who cant work out with a friend?

Someone gets more than one!