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swiss army knife from hell

Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 11:41 am
by canoeman
My wife bought me one of these as a fun gift, I don't have the courage to take it out of the house. I think this could some be considered a weapon.
:-)
And yes, its as big as it looks.
It actually is as wide as the palm of your hand...
It makes a cool conversation piece on the shelf.
Its just more fun, watching people open it up and stare at it.


http://www.swissknifeheadquarters.com/f ... /53509.jpg

this knife contains

Swiss Army SwissChamp XAVT, Translucent Ruby, Features:

* Large blade
* Small blade
* Corkscrew
* Can opener with
- small screwdriver 3 mm
* Bottle opener with
- large screwdriver 6 mm
- wirestripper
* Reamer
* Key ring
* Tweezers
* Toothpick
* Scissors
* Multi-purpose hook (also parcel carrier)
* Wood saw
* Fishscaler with
- hook disgorger
- ruler (cm & inches)
* Nail file with
- metal file
- nail cleaner
- metal saw
* Fine screwdriver 2 mm
* Chisel
* Pliers with
- wire cutters
- wire crimping tool
* Phillips screwdriver
* Magnifying Glass
* Ball point pen
- also to set DIP-Switches
* Pin
* Mini-screwdriver
* Sewing eye
* Case 1 and
* Wrench with
- 5mm female Hex drive for D-SUB connectors
- 4mm female Hex drive for the bits
- Bit Phillips 0 (Pozidrive)
- Bit Phillips 1 (Pozidrive)
- Bit Slotted 4 mm
- Bit Phillips 2
- Bit Hex 4 mm
- Bit Torx 8
- Bit Torx 10
- Bit Torx 15
* Case 2 and
* Wrench with
- 5mm female Hex drive for D-SUB connectors
- 4mm female Hex drive for the bits
- Bit Phillips 0 (Pozidrive)
- Bit Phillips 1 (Pozidrive)
- Bit Slotted 4 mm
- Bit Phillips 2
- Bit Hex 4 mm
- Bit Torx 8
- Bit Torx 10
- Bit Torx 15
* Large blade
* LED light white
* Magnifying Glass
* Multi-purpose hook with nailfile
* Reamer
* Pruning blade
* Electrician's blade with wire scraper
- wire scraper
* Pharmaceutical spatula
* Combination tool with cap lifter
- can opener
- screwdriver
- wire stripper
* Watch opener
* Fine screwdriver 2 mm
* Digital clock
* Altimeter
* Barometer
* Alarm
* Countdown
* Timer
* Thermometer
* 3-1/2" closed, 2-1/2" wide
* Stainless steel blades and tools
* Translucent Ruby composition handle
* Life Time Warranty

WHEW..........................................

Re: swiss army knife from hell

Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 2:08 pm
by edenooch
can that thing start a fire?

Re: swiss army knife from hell

Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:59 pm
by canoeman
its got a magnifying glass :D

Re: swiss army knife from hell

Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 12:46 am
by Taco
Hell. Yes.
8)

Re: swiss army knife from hell

Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 6:52 am
by simonov
Ah, a crew-served Swiss Army knife.

Re: swiss army knife from hell

Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 7:35 am
by EnFuego
edenooch wrote:can that thing start a fire?
Thought you might be interested in the Female Hex. :twisted:

Re: swiss army knife from hell

Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 12:12 pm
by edenooch
Maybe.... but for you i see it has tweezers

Re: swiss army knife from hell

Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 1:15 pm
by Zach
can it also call in close air support? :lol:

Re: swiss army knife from hell

Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 5:26 pm
by canoeman
Air support no, but it can open the shit out of a bottle of 50 yr old brandy.......
:D

Re: swiss army knife from hell

Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 5:38 pm
by Taco
canoeman wrote:Air support no, but it can open the shit out of a bottle of 50 yr old brandy.......
:D
You just earned 50 forum points!
:lol: