EISPIRATEN

If there is a nice stream near your trail camp (and there are two near John's Meadow), you can bring beer and keep it cool in the mountain spring water.

Otherwise I just carry red wine.

I was actually kind of sick the day the photo was taken, and wouldn't eat anything except two bottles of Negra Modelo. They were a comfort.

I'm glad you're on a strict alcohol-only diet. That oughta cure what ails ya!

Once, I cut my hand. Nothing big, just some blood. Drank a bunch of wodka shortly thereafter (a common theme), and that cut stitched itself right up.

Alcohol = Medicine for REAL MEN.

And Negra Modelo ain't shabby!

Wodka = Chuck Norris of likkers

Vladimir Norris!

Weedies!~