EISPIRATEN

Hi, everyone! I created this thread for us to show off our furry household buddies. I have a Pomeranian name Denver. My wife gave him that name since that's from where she's from. He's a bit too playful at times, which is why we fit him with a dog training collar to help with his discipline whenever...

The midget strip club down the street is hiring..

They must be short staffed.

I broke up with a communist woman..

In hindsight, it was a giant red flag.

What did Abraham Lincoln say when he was falsely accused of a crime?

"I'm in a cent!"

Yesterday I hiked with my 9-year old nephew. We went to Etiwanda Falls in Rancho Cucamonga. There were lots of people at the waterfall. Another guy and a boy stood next to us at the top of the rocks. The man was blaring vulgar gangster rap music. "Hey, buddy, do you mind turning off the music?...

So this bear walks into a bar.

The bear says, "I'll have……………………………………………………………………………………………………… a beer."

Bartender says, "Hey bear, why the big pause?"

Hey, fellas! I've created this thread for us to share a few full-hearted laughs, something to lighten up the day when the going gets rough or you just needed something to pick you up on a gloomy day. Let me start this up with a few shorts: A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "...

Three old pilots were walking across the ramp to their airplanes.

First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
Second one says, "No, its Thursday."
Third one says, "Yeah, so am I. Lets go get a beer instead.”

This deserves a 5 Star for me. Can't wait for the 3rd installment.

Hope it's not too late. Welcome and a Happy New Year!

Hikin_Jim wrote: Well, we've finally answered the age old question: "What do you get for the man who has everything?"

HJ

Hahaha! Definitely this one.

dima wrote: The diamond appears right at the beginning or end of totality. It's the edge of the sun peeking through. There's probably some refractive effect around the mountains on the moon or something.

I didn't know that. I'll be on the lookout for more photos such as this.

Sean wrote: Ha! I think Bigfoot scat bags are one of the ten essentials.

Hahaha! I agree.

Thank you very much, guys! Thank you for the warm welcome!

Newbie here. I'm glad to have found this great online San Gabriel mountains community. I'm hoping to learn more from the other members here. Cheers!